wakingupinbakerstreet:

stealingcheese:

what kind of guys get into equestrian?

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I CHOKED

Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

lpfan9976:

croatoanhero:

Harley is a gift from God.

This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!

animeliberationfront:

I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it

You don’t detect any traps on the chest. In fact, you’re not even sure what a chest is anymore. You think maybe the whole chest is just one big bear trap? You are terrified of the chest.
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theonion:

Artifacts Discovered Buried In Washington D.C. Suggest Humans Once Passed Laws There